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wtorek, 05 maja 2009

Coś dla fanów Heinekena, po walk-in closet i walk-in fridge, czas na prawdziwą bombę:

Dawno się tak nie rozbawiliśmy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

środa, 14 stycznia 2009
A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.

"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."

To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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piątek, 03 października 2008

Pozostając w temacie chomików pozwalamy sobie przytoczyć zabawną holenderską reklamę tamtejszego super-sklepu (nazwy nie będziemy wymieniać, bo nie wolno)

Tym miłym akcentem kończymy pracowity tydzień i udajemy się na zakupy!

Hamstereeeeeen!

Miłego weekendu, życzy Wam Drodzy Czytelnicy, Wasza Ukochana Redakcja (dziś gościnnie wraz z siostrą Ireną i jej kotletami mielonymi)

Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds.

"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.

"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

 

The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.

"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."

"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."

poniedziałek, 11 sierpnia 2008
That is what happens when we judge too quickly;)
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